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Here is where it all started, the Strictly Sail boat show at Chicago's Navy Pier in February of 2006.
Here I am fantasizing on the deck of Hunter's 44-foot Salon cruiser. This guy is only about $375,000. A little out of my range.

This is more like it. Here is the brand new Hobie Cat I was trying to talk Mason into buying. Notice the comfortable bench seats!
Somehow we managed to drift back over to the Hunter models. Mason is arguing with the salesman over the price of the steering wheel which is an upgrade from the stick tiller. The 25 is sitting in the background.
It is not exactly what you would call roomy below deck of the 25. I am trying to imagine myself sleeping in this crawlspace.
While trying to talk ourselves into springing for the 25 later that night, these young ladies offered plenty of helpful advice.
April of 2006. The 25 finds a new home in the backyard of my brother's place. Old Mason is trying to figure out what the big aluminum pole sitting on top of the boat is for.

Hey, it floats! We are at Patrick Marina in Indiana for the maiden voyage in May of this year. The forecast called for 10-15 mile-per-hour winds but it is looking pretty calm out there.
Steady on course! With the wind gusting up to three miles per hour old Mason must keep a white-knuckled death-grip on the steering wheel in order to keep her into the wind. Please disregard the beer bottle.
Let a real sailor take over. Sailing takes acumen, nerves of steel and no small amount of natural talent. Notice the picturesque steel mill in the background.
June of 2006. This time we took the boat downtown and finally got a little wind. A little more than we were counting on. The boat heels over gently with the Chicago skyline making a pleasant change from Indiana's backdrop of steel mills.
The farther out we get the more violently the boat pitches. With the skyline shrinking in the background, Mason steers with his foot as the boat heels over about 20 degrees. Seasickness is starting to set in.
The buildings keep shrinking. We're really getting out there now.
Heading back in. Another sailboat on an opposite tack with the Sears Tower in the background.
Approaching Navy Pier. You can already make out the distinctive green roofs.
We are now inside the Navy Pier breakwater and the water is a little calmer. I'd hit about a 3 wood to get to the pier from where we are.
 
The John Hancock building. Any closer and we could smell the steaks broiling at Mike Ditka's restaurant.